I was cleaning up some old posts on http://netprofitstoday.com today, had a laugh over these fun word plays and thought you’d enjoy them too.
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon:
“Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.”
In a funeral parlor:
“Ask about our layaway plan.”
In the offices of a loan company:
“Ask about our plans for owning your home.”
On a radiator repair garage:
“Best place to take a leak.”
On the menu of a restaurant:
“Blackened bluefish”
In a library:
“Blotter paper will no longer be available until the public stops taking it away.”
In downtown Boston:
“Callahan Tunnel / No end.”
In an Asian seafood store in Madison, Wisconsin:
“Crap – .79/lb.”
In a New York restaurant:
“Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.”
On a restroom dryer at O’Hare Field in Chicago:
“Do not activate with wet hands.”
Oh this one gets me all the time – makes you wonder who was thinking (And still is there) when you don’t have the keyboard connected to the computer during power up (Note: DO NOT plug the keyboard into the computer while power is on or you might blow the keyboard fuse on the motherboard and have to pay more to fix than the cost of a keyboard!)
Unable to find keyboard – Press F1 to continue
Hello?? – keyboard isn’t connected!! How does one press F1 to continue….
Enjoy